Real Estate Listing
by Ari B. Goelman
Read by Dave Thompson
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I'm not going to tell you your business, but I'm thinking it's pretty clear we shouldn't
mention the deaths in the listing.
It's a nice house. Plenty of other things to say about it. The location, for one thing. You'll
probably want to call it the 'Red-hot South Main area.' The roof is only two years old. Great light
in almost every room. We had the original fir floors sanded and restained less than a year ago.
Just to make the place look nicer. There were no blood stains to remove. The people who've
killed themselves in the house have all hung themselves, so why would there be blood stains?
It's not like anyone has ever been murdered there. Not to my knowledge. The incidents
that did take place in the house have been greatly exaggerated.