Letter From The Editor - Issue 68 - April 2019

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Seven Tips to Enjoy Your Time in the Unreal Forest
    by Van Aaron Hughes

Seven Tips to Enjoy Your Time in the Unreal Forest
Artwork by Nick Greenwood

Unreal Forest, under the silver fog of a winter dawn. That's where we waited for the school bus in junior high.

We could hear the bus coming four to five minutes before it arrived, its ancient engine growling like an irritable dragon. We lived on the absurdly winding road tracing the perimeter of Mercer Island, back before you had to be filthy rich to live there, when the houses were fewer and smaller, tucked under a dense canopy of trees. On a sunny day, we'd spot the bus on the next curve over, before it dove back into the bend. But we didn't get many sunny days in the Pacific Northwest. Come mid-October, mornings were too dark to see the next curve.

And most days, a feathery fog descended until you felt yourself floating in a cloud bank. We wouldn't see the bus until it parted the mists less than fifty feet away. Within seconds, the door opened in front of us, the bald-headed driver glaring and urging in a monotone, "Hurry up please it's time."

How I hated that spot, until I learned it wasn't real.

At the time I thought I was special: Jordan Hudson, the only person to discover the Unreal Forest. In the years since, I've seen and read things to make me believe others have found a similar Bubble. T.S. Eliot's "Unreal City" in London, for one. If you find a place like that, let me give you some advice.


Mom had always dropped Tim and me at elementary school on the way to work, so waiting for the bus was a new experience starting seventh grade. It upset Tim at first that "his" Jordan was going to a different school. (He always referred to me that way: "Have you seen my Jordan?") But the change proved harder for me.

Randy singled me out right away as the kid to pick on. An oversized eighth grader, Randy had a five o'clock shadow at fourteen. The rest of us wanted to look old enough to get into R-rated movies; Randy looked like he could walk into one of the Second Avenue porno theaters in downtown Seattle. Randy wore one of those old mood rings, except his was always black.

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