Finalist for Story South's 2006 Million Writers Award
by Tim Pratt
The Stolen State, The Magpie City, The Nex, The Ax -- this is the place where I
live, and hover, and chafe in my service; the place where I take my small bodiless
pleasures where I may. Nexington-on-Axis is the proper name, the one the Regent
uses in his infrequent public addresses, but most of the residents call it other
things, and my -- prisoner? partner? charge? trust? -- my associate, Howlaa
Moor, calls it The Cage, at least when zie is feeling sorry for zimself.
The day the fat man began his killing spree, I woke early, while Howlaa slept on,
in a human form that snored. I looked down on the streets of our neighborhood,
home to low-level government servants and the wretchedly poor. The sky was
bleak, and rain filled the potholes. The royal orphans had snatched a storm from
somewhere, which was good, as the district's roof gardens needed rain.
I saw a messenger approach through the cratered street. I didn't recognize his
species -- he was bipedal, with a tail, and his skin glistened like a salamander's,
though his gait was birdlike -- but I recognized the red plume jutting from his
headband, which allowed him to go unmolested through this rough quarter.
"Howlaa," I said. "Wake. A messenger approaches."
Howlaa stirred on the heaped bedding, furs and silks piled indiscriminately with
burlap and canvas and even coarser fabrics, because Howlaa's kind enjoy having
as much tactile variety as possible. And, I suspect, because Howlaa likes to taunt
me with reminders of the physical sensations I can not experience.
"Shushit, Wisp," Howlaa said. My name is not Wisp, but that is what zie calls me,
and I have long since given up on changing the habit. "The messenger could be
coming for anyone. There are four score civil servants on this block alone. Let me
sleep." Howlaa picked up a piece of half-eaten globe-fruit and hurled it at me. It
passed through me without effect, of course, but it annoyed me, which was
"The messenger has a red plume, skinshifter," I said, making my voice resonate,
making it creep and rattle in tissues and bones, so sleep or shutting-me-out would
"Ah. Blood business, then." Howlaa threw off furs, rose, and stretched, arms
growing more joints and bends as zie moved, unfolding like origami in flesh. I
could not help a little subvocal gasp of wonder as zir skin rippled and shifted and
settled into Howlaa's chosen morning shape. I have no body, and am filled with
wonder at Howlaa's mastery of physical form.
Howlaa settled into the form of a male Nagalinda, a biped with long limbs, a broad
face with opalescent eyes, and a lipless mouth full of triangular teeth. Nagalinda
are fearsome creatures with a reputation for viciousness, though I have found them
no more uniformly monstrous than any other species; their cultural penchant for
devouring their enemies has earned them a certain amount of notoriety even in the
Ax, though. Howlaa liked to take on such forms to terrify government messengers
if zie could. Such behavior was insubordinate, but it was such a small rebellion
that the Regent didn't even bother to reprimand Howlaa for it -- and having such
willfully rude behavior so completely disregarded only served to annoy Howlaa
The Regent knew how to control us, which levers to tug and which leads to jerk,
which is why he was the Regent, and we were in his employ. I often think the
Regent controls the city as skillfully as Howlaa controls zir own form, and it is a
pretty analogy, for the Ax is almost as mutable as Howlaa's body.
The buzzer buzzed. "Why don't you get that?" Howlaa said, grinning. "Oh, yes,
right, no hands, makes opening the door tricky. I'll get it, then."
Howlaa opened the door to the messenger, who didn't find the Nagalinda form
especially terrifying. The messenger was too frightened of the fat man and the
Regent to spare any fear for Howlaa.
I floated. Howlaa ambled. The messenger hurried ahead, hurried back, hurried
ahead again, like an anxious pet. Howlaa could not be rushed, and I went at the
pace Howlaa chose, of necessity, but I sympathized with the messenger's
discomfort. Being bound so closely to the Regent's will made even tardiness cause
for bone-deep anxiety.
"He's a fat human, with no shirt on, carrying a giant battle-axe, and he chopped up
a brace of Beetleboys armed with dung-muskets?" Howlaa's voice was blandly
curious, but I knew zie was incredulous, just as I was.
"So the messenger reports," I said.
"And then he disappeared, in full view of everyone in Moth Moon Market?"
"Why do you repeat things?" I asked.
"I just wondered if it would sound more plausible coming from my own mouth.
But even my vast reserves of personal conviction fail to lend the story weight.
Perhaps the Regent made it all up, and plans to execute me when I arrive." Howlaa
sounded almost hopeful. "Would you tell me, little Wisp, if that were his plan?"
Howlaa imagines I have a closer relationship with the Regent than I do, and has
always believed I willingly became a civil servant. Howlaa does not know I am
bound to community service for my past crimes, just as Howlaa is, and I allow this
misconception because it allows me to act superior and, on occasion, even
condescend, which is one of the small pleasures available to we bodiless ones. "I
think you are still too valuable and tractable for the Regent to kill," I said.
"Perhaps. But I find the whole tale rather unlikely."
Howlaa walked along with zir mouth open, letting the rain fall into zir mouth,
tasting the weather of other worlds, looking at the clouds.
I looked everywhere at once, because it is my duty and burden to look, and record,
and, when called upon, to bear witness. I never sleep, but every day I go into a
small dark closet and look at the darkness for hours, to escape my own senses. So I
saw everything in the streets we passed, for the thousandth time, and though
details were changed, the essential nature of the neighborhood was the same. The
buildings were mostly brute and functional, structures stolen from dockyards,
ghettoes, and public housing projects, taken from the worst parts of the thousand
thousand worlds that grind around and above Nexington-on-Axis in the
complicated gearwork that supports the structure of all the universes. We live in
the pivot, and all times and places turns past us eventually, and we residents of the
Ax grab what we can from those worlds in the moment of their passing -- and so
our city grows, and our traders trade, and our government prospers. It is
kleptocracy on a grand scale.
But sometimes we grasp too hastily, and the great snatch-engines tended by the
Regent's brood of royal orphans become overzealous in their cross-dimensional
thieving, and we take things we didn't want after all, things the other worlds must
be glad to have lost. Unfortunate imports of that sort can be a problem, because
they sometimes disrupt the profitable chaos of the city, which the Regent cannot
allow. Solving such problems is Howlaa's job.
We passed out of our neighborhood into a more flamboyant one, filled with
emptied crypts, tombs, and other oddments of necropoli, from chipped marble
angels to fragments of ornamental wrought iron. To counteract this funereal air,
the residents had decorated their few square blocks as brightly and ostentatiously
as possible, so that great papier-mâché birds clung to railings, and tombs were
painted yellow and red and blue. In the central plaza, where the pavement was
made of ancient headstones laid flat, a midday market was well underway. The
pale vendors sold the usual trinkets, obtained with privately-owned low-yield
snatch-engines, along with the district's sole specialty, the exotic mushrooms
grown in cadaver-earth deep in the underground catacombs. Citizens shied away
from the red-plumed messenger, bearer of bloody news, and shied further away at
the sight of Howlaa, because Nagalinda seldom strayed from their own part of the
city, except on errands of menace.
As we neared the edge of the plaza there was a great crack and whoosh, and a
wind whipped through the square, eddying the weakly-linked charged particles
that made up my barely-physical form.
A naked man appeared in the center of the square. He did not rise from a hidden
trapdoor, did not drop from a passing airship, did not slip in from an adjoining
alley. Anyone else might have thought he'd arrived by such an avenue, but I see in
all directions, to the limits of vision, and the man was simply there.
Such magics were not unheard of, but they were never associated with someone
like this. He appeared human, about six-feet tall, bare-chested and obese, pale skin
smeared with blood. He was bald, and his features were brutish, almost like a
child's clay figure of a man.
He held an absurd sword in his right hand, the blade as long as he was tall, but
curved like a scimitar in a theatrical production about air-pirates, and it appeared
to be made of gold, an impractical metal for weaponry. When he smiled, his lips
peeled back to show an amazing array of yellow stump-teeth. He reared back his
right arm and swung the sword, striking a merrow-woman swaddled all over in
wet towels, nearly severing her arm. The square plunged into chaos, with vendors,
customers, and passers-by screaming and fleeing in all directions, while the fat
man kept swinging his sword, moving no more than a step or two in any direction,
chopping people down as they ran.
"The reports were accurate after all," Howlaa said. "I'll go sort this." The
messenger stood behind us, whimpering, tugging at Howlaa's arm, trying to get
zim to leave.
"No," I said. "We were ordered to report to the Regent, and that's what we'll do."
Howlaa spoke with exaggerated patience. "The Regent will only tell me to find
and kill this man. Why not spare myself the walk, and kill him now? Or do you
think the Regent would prefer that I let him kill more of the city's residents?"
We both knew the Regent was uninterested in the well-being of individual citizens
-- more residents were just a snatch-and-grab away, after all -- but I could tell
Howlaa would not be swayed. I considered invoking my sole real power over
Howlaa, but I was under orders to take that extreme step only in the event that
Howlaa tried to escape the Ax or harm one of the royal orphans. "I do not condone
this," I said.
"I don't care." Howlaa strode into the still-flurrying mass of people. In a few
moments zie was within range of the fat man's swinging sword. Howlaa ducked
under the man's wild swings, and reached up with a long arm to grab the man's
wrist. By now most of the people able to escape the square had done so, and I had
a clear view of the action.
The fat man looked down at Howlaa as if zie were a minor annoyance, then shook
his arm as if to displace a biting fly.
Howlaa flew through the air and struck a red-and-white striped crypt headfirst,
landing in a heap.
The fat man caught sight of the messenger -- who was now rather pointlessly
trying to cower behind me -- and sauntered over. The fat man was extraordinarily
bow-legged, his chest hair was gray, and his genitals were entirely hidden under
the generous flop of his belly-rolls.
As always in these situations, I wondered what it would be like to fear for my
physical existence, and regretted that I would never know.
Behind the fat man, Howlaa rose, rippled, and transformed, taking on zir most
fearsome shape, a creature I had never otherwise encountered, that Howlaa called
a Rendigo. It was reptilian, armored in sharpened bony plates, with a long snout
reminiscent of the were-crocodiles that lived in the sewer labyrinths below the
Regent's palace. The Rendigo's four arms were useless for anything but killing,
paws gauntleted in razor scales, with claws that dripped blinding toxins, and its
four legs were capable of great speed and leaps. Howlaa seldom resorted to this
form, because it came with a heavy freight of biochemical killing rage that could
be hard to shake off afterward. Howlaa leapt at the fat man, landing on his back
with unimaginable force, poison-wet claws flashing.
The fat man swiveled at the waist and flung Howlaa off his back, not even
breaking stride, raising his sword over the messenger. The fat man was uninjured;
all the blood and nastiness that streaked his body came from his victims. His
sword passed through me and cleaved the messenger nearly in two.
The fat man smiled, looking at his work, then frowned, and blinked. His body
flickered, becoming transparent in places, and he moaned before disappearing.
Howlaa, back in Nagalinda form, crouched and vomited out a sizzling stream of
Rendigo venom and biochemical rage-agents.
Howlaa wiped zir mouth, then stood up, glancing at the dead messenger. "Let's try
it your way, Wisp. On to the Regent's palace. Perhaps he has an idea for... another
approach to the problem."
I thought about saying "I told you so." I couldn't think of any reason to refrain. "I
told you so," I said.
"Shushit," Howlaa said, preoccupied, thinking, doing what zie did best, assessing
complex problems and trying to figure out the easiest way to kill the source of
those problems, so I let zim be, and didn't taunt further.
Before we entered the Palace, Howlaa took on one of zir common working shapes,
that of a human woman with a trim assassin-athlete's body, short dark hair, and
deceptively innocent-looking brown eyes. The Regent -- who had begun his life
as human, though long contact with the royal orphans had wrought certain changes
in him physiologically and otherwise -- found this form attractive, as I had often
sensed from fluctuations in his body heat. I'd made the mistake of sharing that
information with Howlaa once, and now Howlaa wore this shape every time we
met with the Regent, in hopes of discomforting him. I thought it was a wasted
effort, as the Regent simply looked, and enjoyed, and was untroubled by Howlaa's
We went up the cloudy white stone steps of the palace, which had been a great
king's residence in some world far away, and was unlike any other architecture in
Nexington-on-Axis. Some said the palace was alive, a growing thing, which
seemed borne out by the ever-shifting arrangement of minarets and spires, the way
the hallways meandered organically, and walls that appeared and disappeared.
Others said it was not alive but simply magical. I had been reliably informed that
the palace, unable to grow out because of the press of other government buildings
on all sides, was growing down, adding a new sub-basement every five years or
so. No one knew where the excavated dirt went, or where the building materials
came from -- no one, that is, except possibly the royal orphans, who were not
likely to share the knowledge with anyone.
Two armored Nagalinda guards escorted us into the palace. That was a better
reason for Howlaa to change shape -- Nagalinda didn't like seeing skinshifters
wearing their forms, because it meant that at some point the skinshifter had
ingested some portion of a Nagalinda's body, and while their species enjoyed
eating their enemies, they didn't tolerate being eaten by others.
We were escorted, not to the audience room, but into one of the sub-basements.
We were working members of the government, and received no pomp or
ceremony. As we walked, the Nagalinda guards muttered to one another,
complaining of bad dreams that had kept them up all night. I hadn't even realized
that Nagalinda could dream.
We reached the underground heart of the palace, where the Regent stood at a
railing looking down into the great pit that held the royal snatch-engines. He was
tall, dressed in simple linen, white-haired, old but not elderly. We joined him,
waiting to be spoken to, and as always I was staggered at the scale of the
machinery that brought new buildings and land and large flora and fauna to the
The snatch-engines were towering coils of copper and silver and gleaming
adamant, baroque machines that wheezed and rumbled and squealed, with huge
gears turning, stacks venting steam, and catwalks criss-crossing down to the
unseen bottom of the engine-shaft. The royal orphans scuttled along the catwalks
and on the machinery itself, their bodies feathered and insect-like, scaled and
horned, multi-legged, some winged, all of them chittering and squeaking to one
another, making subtle and gross refinements to the engines their long-dead
parents, the Queen and Kings of Nexington-on-Axis, had built so many centuries
ago. The orphans all had the inherent ability to steal things from passing worlds,
but the engines augmented their powers by many orders of magnitude. The Queen
and Kings had been able to communicate with other species, it was said, though
they'd seldom bothered to do so; their orphans, each unlike its siblings except for
the bizarre chimera-like make-up of their bodies, communicated with no one
except the Regent.
"I understand you attempted to stop the killer on your way here," the Regent said,
turning to face us. While his eyes were alert, his bearing was less upright than
usual. He looked tired. "That was profoundly stupid."
"I've never encountered anything my Rendigo form couldn't kill," Howlaa said.
"I don't think that's a true statement anymore. You should have come to me first. I
have something that might help you." The Regent stifled a yawn, then snapped his
fingers. One of the royal orphans -- a trundling thing with translucent skin
through which deep blue organs could be seen -- scrambled up to the railing,
carrying a smoked-glass vial in one tiny hand. The Regent bowed formally, took
the vial, and shooed the orphan away. "This is the blood of a questing beast. You
may drink it."
"A questing beast!" I said. "How did you ever capture one?"
"We have our secrets," the Regent said.
Howlaa snorted. "Even questing beasts die sometime, Wisp. The snatch-engines
probably grabbed the corpse of one." Howlaa was pretending to be unimpressed,
but I saw zir hands shake as they took the vial.
Questing beasts were near-legendary apex predators, the only creatures able to
hunt extra-dimensional creatures. They could pursue prey across dimensions,
grasping their victims with tendrils of math and magic, and chasing them forever,
even across branching worlds.
"Wherever the killer disappears to, you'll be able to follow him, once you shift
into the skin of a questing beast," the Regent said.
"Yes, I've grasped the implications," Howlaa said.
"Then you've also grasped the possible avenues of escape this skin will provide
you," the Regent said. "But if you think of leaving this world for frivolous
reasons, or of not returning when your mission is complete, there will be...
"I know," Howlaa said, squeezing the vial. "That's what my little Wisp is for."
"I will be vigilant, Regent," I said.
"Oh, indeed, I'm sure," the Regent said. "Away, then. Go into the city. The killer
seems to favor marketplaces and restaurants, places with a high concentration of
victims -- he has appeared in five such locations since yesterday. Take this." He
passed Howlaa a misshapen sapphire, cloudy and cracked, dangling on a thin
metal chain. "If any civil servant sees the killer, they will notify you through this,
and, once you drink the blood of the questing beast, you will be able to 'port
yourself to the location instantly."
Howlaa nodded. I would go wherever Howlaa did, for my particulate substance
was inextricably entangled with zir gross anatomy. Howlaa uncapped the vial and
drank the blood. Zir body, through the arcane processes of the skinshifter race,
sequenced the genetic information of the questing beast, the macro-in-the-micro
implicit in the blood, and incorporated the properties of the beast. Howlaa
shivered, closed zir eyes, swallowed, and whined deep in zir throat. Then, with a
little sigh of pleasure, Howlaa opened zir eyes and said, voice only slightly
trembling, "Let's go, Wisp. On with the hunt."
The killer did not reappear that day. Howlaa and I went to the Western Outskirts,
one of the few safe open spaces in the Ax, so zie could practice being the questing
beast. It's dangerous to loiter in empty lots in the city proper, because the royal
snatch-engines are configured to look for buildings that can fill available gaps.
Thus, a space that is at one moment a weed-filled lot can in another instant be
occupied by an apartment building full of bewildered humans, or a plaster-hive of
angrily jostled buzz-men, or stranger things -- and anyone who happened to be
standing in the empty lot when the building appeared would be flattened. But the
Western Outskirts are set aside for outdoor recreations, acre upon acre of playing
fields, ramshackle wooden sky-diving platforms, lakes of various liquids for
swimming or bathing or dueling, obstacle courses, consensual-cannibalism
hunting grounds, and similar public spaces. Howlaa chose an empty field marked
off with white lines for some unknown game, and transformed into the questing
As one of the bodiless, dedicated to observation, it shames me to admit I could
make little sense of Howlaa's new form; too much of zir body occupied
non-visible dimensions. I saw limbs, golden fur, the impression of claws,
something flickering that might have been a tail pendulum-swinging in and out of
phase, but nothing my vision could settle on or hold. Looking at Howlaa in thisform agitated me. If I had a stomach, I might have found it nauseating.
Howlaa flickered back to female human form and spent some minutes curled on
the ground, moaning. "Coming back to this body is a bit of a shock," zie said after
a while. "But I think I get the general idea. I can go anywhere just by finding the
right trail of scent."
"But you won't go anywhere. You won't try to escape."
Howlaa threw a clod of dirt at me. "Correct, Wisp, I won't. But not because you'd
try to stop me -- "
"I would stop you."
"-- only because I don't like being tossed aside in a fight. I'm going to follow this
fat bastard, and I'm going to chew on him. You can't lose a questing beast once it
gets its claws in you."
"So... now we wait."
"Now you wait. I'm going to drink. One of the advantages of wearing a human
skin is that something as cheap and plentiful as alcohol provides such a fine buzz."
"Is this the best time to become intoxicated?" We bodiless have a reputation for
being prudish and judgmental, which is not unwarranted. I can never get drunk,
can never pleasantly impair my own faculties, and I am resentful of (and confused
by) those bodied creatures that can.
"Which time? This time, when I might be killed by a fat man with a golden sword
tomorrow? Yes, I'd say that's the best time for intoxication."
The next morning, we went to a den of vile iniquity near the palace. While Howlaa
drank, I observed, and listened. I learned that a plague of nightmares was troubling
the city center, and many of the bar's patrons had gone to stay with relatives in
more far-flung districts in order to get some sleep. At least Howlaa and I wouldn't
be called upon to deal with that crisis -- bad dreams were rather too metaphysical
a problem for Howlaa's methods to solve.
After a morning of Howlaa's hard drinking, the sing-charm the Regent had given
us began to sound. Howlaa was underneath a table, talking to zimself, and seemed
oblivious to the gem's keening, though everyone else in the bar heard, and went
"Howlaa," I said, rumbling my voice in zir bones. Howlaa scowled, then
skinshifted into a Nagalinda form, becoming instantly sober. Nagalinda process
alcohol as easily as humans process water.
"Off we go," Howlaa said, and rushed into the street, transforming into the
questing beast once zie was far enough away to avoid inadvertently snagging any
of the bar patrons with extra-dimensional tendrils.
We traveled, the city folding and flickering around us, buildings bleeding light,
darkness pressing in from odd angles until I was hopelessly disoriented. Seconds
later we were in the middle of the Landlock Sea, on a floating wooden platform so
large it barely seemed to move. The sea-market nearby was in chaos, fishermen
and hunters of various species -- Manipogos, Hydrans, Mhorags, others --
running wildly for boats and bridges or diving into the water to get away from the
fat man, who was now armed with a golden trident. He speared people, laughing,
and Howlaa went for him and grappled, flashing tendrils wrapping around the fat
man's bulk, barely-seen limbs knocking aside his weapon. The fat man stumbled,
staggered, and fell to his knees. Howlaa's ferocious lashings didn't penetrate the
man's impossibly durable flesh, but at least he'd been prevented from further acts
Then the man vanished, and Howlaa with him, and I was pulled along in their
wake, on my way to wherever the fat man went when he wasn't killing residents of
the Ax for sport.
For a moment, I looked down on the Ax, which spun as sedately as a gear in a
great machine, and other universes flashed past, their edges blue- and red-shifting
as they went by at tremendous speeds, briefly touching the Ax, sparks flying at the
contact, the royal snatch-engines making their cross-dimensional depredations.
Then we plummeted into an oncoming blur of blue-green-white, and after a period
of blackness, I found myself in another world.
"Wisp," Howlaa hissed as I came back into focus. I had never been unconscious
before -- even my "sleep" is just a blessed respite from sensory input, not a loss of
consciousness -- and I did not like the sensation. Our passage from the Ax to this
other plane had agitated my particles so severely that I'd lost cohesion, and, thus,
Now that my faculties were in control of me again, I saw a star-flecked night sky
above, and Howlaa in human-female form, crouching by bushes beside a brick
wall. I did not see the fat man anywhere.
"What -- " I began.
"Quiet," Howlaa whispered, looking around nervously. I looked, but saw nothing
to worry about. Grass, flowerbeds, and beside us a single-story brick house of a
sort sometimes seen in the blander sections of the Middling Residential District.
"The fat man got away," Howlaa said. "Only he actually melted away, or misted
away, or... My tentacles didn't slip. He didn't slip through them. He just
disappeared. Nothing can escape a questing beast."
"Perhaps the legends exaggerate the beast's powers," I said.
"Perhaps you'd best shushit and listen, Wisp. There's an open window just over
there, and I can almost hear..."
I did not have to settle for almost. I floated above the bushes a few feet to the
window, which opened onto a bedroom occupied by two humans, neither of them
the fat man. The man and woman were both in bed, illuminated by a single bedside
lamp. The man, who was pigeon-chested and had thinning hair, gestured excitedly,
and the woman, an exhausted-looking blonde, lay propped on one elbow, looking
at him through half-closed eyelids.
I listened, and because Howlaa is (I grudgingly admit) better at data analysis than I
am, I let zir listen, too, by extending a portion of my attenuated substance down
toward zim, a probing presence that Howlaa sensed and accepted. My vision
blurred, and sounds took on strange echoes, but then I found my focus and stopped
picking up residuals of Howlaa's sensory input -- but zie would see and hear
everything as clearly as I did.
"It's amazing," the man was saying. "They get more real all the time. I know you
think it's stupid, but lucid dreaming is amazing, I'm so glad I took that seminar.
It's like living a whole other life while I'm asleep!"
"What did you do this time?" She leaned back and closed her eyes.
The man hesitated. "I was in a sort of fish-market. There were fish-people,
mermaids, selkies, things like that, and ordinary people, too, all buying and selling
things. There was a lake, or an inland sea, and we were all on a wooden platform
floating on the water..."
"You get seasick just stepping over a puddle," she said.
He looked at her, mouth a tense line, eyes narrowed, and I think if she had seen his
expression she would have leapt from the bed in fear for her life. Unless long
association with this man had dulled her awareness to the dark currents in him I
saw so clearly.
"My dream body doesn't get sick," he said. "It's part of my positive visualization
technique. My dream body is impervious to harm."
"And I bet you look like a movie star, too."
Another hesitation, this one accompanied by a troubled frown. "Something like
I wondered what his dream self really looked like -- his father? An old enemy? A
figure from a childhood nightmare that he could not escape, but was eventually
able to embody?
He continued. "The only problem is, I can't seem to control where I go. The
teacher at the seminar said that was the best part, being able to go to the mountains
or the beach or outer space as easily as thinking it. But I just find myself in this
city full of strange people and creatures, and..."
"Do you sleep with any of those strange people?" she asked.
"No. It's not like that."
"What good's having control of your dreams if you can't wish yourself into an
erotic dream? Seems like that would be the best part."
"I want to go back to sleep," he said. "I want to try again."
"You don't have to ask my permission. I was sleeping fine until you sat up and
started yelling. Doesn't sound like lucid dreaming is doing you much good --
you're still having nightmares."
"The nightmares are different now," he said. "I'm in control." But she just turned
over and pulled the sheet up to her neck.
"He's the fat man," Howlaa said, speaking silently into me, able to share thoughts
as easily as we shared senses. "He goes to the Ax in his dreams, and he kills us for
pleasure. That's why the questing beast couldn't hold the killer, why he melted
away, because he has no substance beyond the borders of the Ax."
"Madness," I said, though Howlaa's intuitive leaps had proven right more often
than my resultant skepticism.
"No, I think I've figured it. The Regent has consulted with many oneiromancers,
lucid dreamers, and archetype-hunters over the years -- I know, because I was
sent to kidnap and press-gang many of them into civil service. I never knew why
he wanted them before. I think that, with the Regent's help, the royal orphans have
constructed a machine to steal dreams. A dream engine, that grabs mental figments
and makes them real. But they locked on to this mad man's dream, and now his
dream-self will keep coming, and killing, until this world spirals too far from the
Ax for the engine to reach, which could take years."
"A dream engine," I repeated. "The activity of such a machine might explain the
plague of nightmares in the city center."
"I doubt the Regent would worry overmuch about properly shielding any strange
radiations," Howlaa said. "This is a new low for him. It's not enough that he
grows rich through the orphan's thefts -- now he wants to pillage our dreams,
The man lay on his back, staring at the ceiling. Despite his words, he did not seem
eager to sleep again. If Howlaa was right, the man had just been chased out of his
fantasy of infinite strength by the monstrous questing-beast, which would be
enough to give any dreamer pause.
"If you're right, we have to kill him," I said.
"Or not," Howlaa said.
Howlaa severed our connection, swirling my motes, and so it took me a moment to
realize zie was transforming into the questing beast again -- and I knew why. To
jump away from this world, to another plane, adjacent to this one but not
necessarily adjacent to the Ax. A few dimensional leaps, a little time, and Howlaa
would be far beyond the Ax's influence, beyond the grasp of even the greatest
But I still had a chance, this brief moment between transformations, to strike, and I
did. I performed the one act that Howlaa could not resist, the power I was given
permission to use only in circumstances as extreme as these.
I took possession of Howlaa's body.
Howlaa fought, and I batted zir efforts aside, then simply reveled in having a body,
especially a body as sensitive as the questing beast's, seeing into higher
dimensions, seeing colors that only exist between worlds. I wanted to fly through
suns, roll across jagged stones, immerse myself in lava, feel feel feel this forever.
Howlaa was laughing at me, a tinny internal sound. "Shushit," I said, not speaking
aloud. I didn't even know if this body had vocal cords. "You didn't escape. You
failed. We're going to kill this man, and then return to the Ax."
"Go on then," Howlaa said. "Best of luck."
I attempted to take a step forward, and everything blurred. My head rang with odd
chimes, and bizarre scents assailed me. I had never been in a body so sensitive to
smell -- each scent was like a line attached to me, tugging me in one direction or
another. I paused, and the chaos of sensory input lessened. I took another step
toward the dream-killer's window, and this time a whole new set of sensations
struck me, making me fall to the ground.
"This form will not do," I said.
"Why not? Because you have no finesse, Wisp? Because you can control gross
motor functions, but the intricacies are lost to you? In the questing beast's form,
even the most trivial movement is intricate. Then why not take another form, a
I felt rage -- glandular rage, pumping up from somewhere in this body, a
biological response to a mental state. I never get used to that, the feedback loop of
mind and body that the corporeal undergo constantly, and I tried to dismiss its
effects. I couldn't shift into another form. That was far too intricate a task for my
understanding of how to control a body. If Howlaa had been in a human form, I
could have broken into the man's house, stabbed him with a knife, and walked out
again -- such simple physical manipulation was within my powers. But as the
"We have reached an impasse," I said.
"And what do you propose?"
"Kill this man," I said. "And I will not report your attempt to escape."
Howlaa laughed. "Oh, please, don't report me. What will they do? Sentence me to
another lifetime of servitude?"
"Just kill him! That's why we came."
"I came to kill an invulnerable fat man with the golden weapons, Wisp, not a
mentally disturbed human in his bed."
"They are the same!"
"They are not the same. This man is mad, but he is not the killer -- he simply
dreams of killing."
"But... his dreams are evil..."
"You would hold us responsible for our dreams now? If so, I am a regicide a
thousand times over, for in my dreams, I rip the Regent and his orphans to wet bits
every night. The Regent is the guilty party in this -- he has made a machine that
steals dreams, and he brought the killer to our city."
"What do you recommend?"
"Fixing this problem at the source. Which is what I was trying to do when you so
rudely possessed me."
"You were trying to escape." I said.
"No, Wisp, I was trying to return to Nexington-on-Axis. Sorry I didn't consult you
-- my understanding was that you're an observer, here to lend me support."
"I am here to make sure you serve your duty," I replied, wondering if zie was
telling the truth.
"I will. But my duty is not to the Regent. I serve the welfare of
Nexington-on-Axis. Come, Wisp, and I'll show you I do have a sense of
responsibility. Such a strong one, in fact, that I won't kill an innocent madman for
the Regent's crimes."
I gave up control of Howlaa's body, and with more shifting, we returned to the
We appeared in the Regent's private chambers, which should have been
impossible, as there were safeguards against teleportation there. The Regent sat in
a wingback chair, holding a ledger in his lap, and he raised his eyebrows when we
Howlaa shifted to female human form, only swaying a bit on zir feet in the
aftermath of being the beast. "Huh," zie said. "I wondered if that would work. It's
said nothing can stop a questing beast from coming and going as it pleases."
"Mmm," the Regent said. "I trust you solved our problem, and disposed of the fat
man? I'll see you get something extra in your next pay allotment. Now, go away.
I'm busy." He looked back down at his ledger.
Howlaa cleared zir throat. "Regent. I require your assistance in the fulfillment of
The Regent looked up. "You didn't kill the fat man?"
"My investigation is ongoing. I need to see the new snatch-engine, the one that
steals dreams, and I may have some questions regarding its operation."
The Regent set his ledger aside and stared at Howlaa for a long moment. "Well,"
he said. "You are not famed for your powers of deduction, Howlaa Moor, but for
your powers of destruction. I had not expected you to make inquiries, and I did not
ask you to. You are dismissed from this case. I will assign someone else to deal
with the fat man."
"Respectfully, sir, you may not interfere with any legitimate inquiries I care to
make in an ongoing investigation. My contract prohibits such interference. Again,
please have me escorted to the new snatch-engine, and provide someone
knowledgeable to answer any questions I might have. Or do you believe this line
of inquiry is without cause? If so, I would be happy to bring my evidence before
the magisters." Howlaa smiled.
I was in awe at zir audacity. To confront the Regent this way! And zie had no
evidence, just intuition and inference. If the Regent called the bluff... But no. He
didn't want any evidence Howlaa might possess brought before the magisters and,
indirectly, the citizens of the Ax.
"I am the Regent, Moor. You take orders from me."
"Indeed. But my contract states that I serve the city, and not the ruler. You may not
lawfully inhibit me. Break my contract, if you like, and I'll not trouble you again.
Otherwise, you are obliged to cooperate."
"I could have you executed for treason."
Howlaa bowed. "You are welcome to try, sir." Skinshifters could be executed, but
it was difficult, since a long-lived member of the species would have forms
resistant to most obvious methods of execution. "But if you choose not to execute
me or break my contract, then I must ask, for the third time, that you take me to the
dream engine and provide --"
"Yes," the Regent snapped. "Fine."
I was astonished. Howlaa's bluff had succeeded. Zie was too valuable for the
Regent to dismiss from duty or kill, and his own laws prevented any other action.
The Regent couldn't simply disregard these laws, for they were the source of his
power. Without his laws, there would be no city of Nexington-on-Axis, just a giant
junkheap full of things snatched at random by the orphans, indiscriminate slaves to
their magpie impulses. "But I am about to show you a state secret."
"That's fine," Howlaa said. "My contract gives me any necessary clearances to
fulfill my duties --"
"I know what your contract says, Moor. I wrote it myself, so you would be forced
to serve the city in perpetuity, even in the event of my death. Now shut up about it.
I'm taking you where you want to go. If you speak a word about this device to
anyone, you will be executed for treason. We have methods designed for your
kind. There's a special chamber in one of the basements for disposing of
"I serve the state," Howlaa said. "I will not betray it."
I wondered what kind of execution chamber the Regent had that could hold a
questing beast, since the safeguards on his private chambers had been insufficient
to keep the beast out. I didn't think the Regent realized what kind of power he was
giving Howlaa by letting zim drink the questing beast's blood.
We set off down the shifting opalescent corridors of the palace, and the walls
groaned around us as they moved.
"You think the killer is a dream-being, snatched here by the experimental engine,"
the Regent said as we walked.
"I'll submit my report when my investigation is complete," Howlaa said. "Along
with my recommendations for how to rectify the problem."
The Regent scowled, but kept walking. Finally we reached a door of black iron.
The stone around it was discolored and cracked -- the substance of the palace
apparently had an allergy to iron, but the heavy metal had certain shielding
properties that made its use necessary on occasion. The Regent knocked, a
complex rhythm, his unbreakable adamant signet ring clanging against the metal
with each rap.
The door swung open silently, and the Regent ushered us into the dimly-lit place
"This is the dream engine," the Regent said. "Not what you expected, I wager."
"No," Howlaa murmured. "It's not."
Unlike the snatch-engines, there were no gears here, no oiled pistons, no sparking
ladders of electricity, no bell-shaped domes of glass, no miles of copper pipes for
coolant. There was only a throbbing organic mass in a web of wires, a
red-and-green slick thing with no visible eyes or limbs, though it did have
vestigial wings, prismatic like a dragonfly's, which drooped to the floor. A royal
orphan, pinned in a web of wires.
Howlaa crossed zir arms. "So it's psychic, then."
The Regent smiled. "In a way. It sees dreams. More importantly, it covets dreams.
And what the royal orphans covet, they get. Much of the process of governing
Nexington-on-Axis is making sure the orphans want things the city needs. They
don't care what happens to the things they snatch. They simply live for the process
of snatching. This one is no different, except for the sorts of thing it snatches."
"You haven't been successful making this one want things the city needs, since it
pulled a madman's murderous dream to this world."
"You're certain of that?" the Regent said.
Howlaa just nodded, and the Regent sighed. "I'll have to spend some time tuning
the process. It's still experimental. I trust you found and killed the dreamer, to
prevent another incident?"
"I did not," Howlaa said. "If I had known for certain about the existence of this
dream engine, I would have tried, but I only had suspicions. When I grabbed the
fat man, I was carried to another world, surrounded by houses filled with sleeping
humans, with no sign of the fat man anywhere. That's when I began to suspect that
I'd grabbed a dream-figment -- I remembered your studies with various experts
on dreaming, Platonic ideals, the collective unconscious, things of that nature."
"You have quite a memory," the Regent said.
"I drank the blood of an elephant once," Howlaa said, and I almost laughed.
"Since I wasn't sure the killer was a dream-thing, I came back here to inquire
"We should talk in the hall," the Regent said abruptly. "Vibrations disturb the
engine." Indeed, the vestigial wings were flickering, weakly, and we left the room.
Once in the hall, the Regent said "How do you intend to proceed?"
"When the killer appears again, I'll grab him, and when he sweeps me back to the
human world with him again... well, I think it's safe to assume that the dangerous
dreamer will be somewhere in the general vicinity of the place where I land. I'll
simply kill everyone within a mile or so. It will take time, but I have some forms
that are suited to the task."
I was stunned. I knew Howlaa was lying. We knew very well who the dreamer
was, and Howlaa had shown no inclination to kill him. So what was zie planning?
"Very good," the Regent said. " But if you mention a word about the contents of
that room, I'll have you flayed into your component atoms. Understood?"
"The authorities appreciate your cooperation," Howlaa said. The Regent sniffed
and walked away.
"Come, Wisp. Back to our eternal vigilance."
"Back to the bar, you mean."
"Just so." Howlaa grimaced, touching zir stomach. "Shit. I've got a pain in my
"Are you all right?"
"Probably something I ate in another form, that doesn't agree with this one. I'll be
all right." Howlaa shivered, stretched, and became the questing beast. We traveled.
I tried to get some sense out of Howlaa at the bar, before zie drank too many red
bulldozers, primal screams, and gravity wells to maintain a coherent conversation.
I slipped a tendril into zir mind and said "What is your plan?"
"Assume what I told the Regent is true," Howlaa said, smiling at the human
bartender, who looked appreciatively at Howlaa's human breasts as she mixed
drinks. "If things work out, it won't matter, but if things go badly, you'll need all
the plausible deniability you can get. No reason for you to go down with me if I
fail. This way you can honestly claim ignorance of my plans."
"You want to protect me from getting in trouble with the Regent?" I said, almost
Zie laughed aloud and gulped a fizzing reddish concoction. "No, Wisp. But on the
off chance that they imprison me instead of putting me to death, I don't want to be
stuck in a cell with you forever."
After that, zie wouldn't talk to me at all, but had fun as only Howlaa on the eve of
potential death can.
Zie vomited more often than usual, though.
A day passed, and Howlaa was sober and bored at home, playing five-deck
solitaire while I made desultory suggestions, before the fat man reappeared. The
singing gem keened at mid-day. Howlaa cocked zir head, taking information from
Zie became the questing beast, and we were away.
This time we landed in the city center. The fat man sat on the obsidian steps of the
Courthouse of Lesser Infractions, face turned up to the sun, smiling up at the light.
He held a golden scythe across his knees, and blood and bodies lay strewn all over
the steps around him, many wearing the star-patterned robes of magisters.
Howlaa did not hesitate, but traveled again, this time appearing directly in front of
the fat man and lashing out with barely-visible hooked appendages to grasp the
killer. Then Howlaa traveled again. We reappeared in the racing precinct, startling
the spectators and scattering the thoroughbred chimeras. The fat man struggled in
the hoof-churned mud, his weapon gone.
I had barely overcome my disorientation before Howlaa traveled again. I knew it
was Howlaa controlling the movement, for the sensation was quite different from
the swirling transcendence that came when the fat man dragged us to that other
world. This time we appeared in another populated area, the vaulted gray halls of
the Chapel of Blessed Increase in the monastic quarter. We flickered again,
Howlaa and the fat man still locked in struggle, and flashed briefly through
another dozen places around the city, all filled with startled citizens -- in the
adder's pit, the ladder to the stars, the moss forest, the monster farm, the glass
park, the burning island. We even passed through the Regent's inner chamber,
briefly, though he was not there, and through other rooms in the palace,
courtrooms, dungeons, and chambers of government. There was a fair amount of
incidental damage in many of these instances, as the fat man rolled around, kicked,
Then we appeared in the dream engine's chamber, and everything in my full-circle
visual field wobbled and ran, either as an aftereffect of all that spatial violation, or
because bringing a dream into such proximity with the dream engine set up
Howlaa and the fat man thrashed right into the pulsing royal orphan in its tangle of
wires. The orphan's wings fluttered as it broke free from the mountings, and the
ovoid body fell to the floor with a sick, liquid sound, like a piece of rotten fruit
dropping onto pavement. The fat man broke free of Howlaa -- though that wasn't
possible, so Howlaa must have let him go. He attacked Howlaa, who flickered and
reappeared on the far side of the weakly pulsing royal orphan. The fat man roared
and strode forward, a new weapon suddenly in his hand, a six-foot polearm
covered in barbs and hooks. He tread on the royal orphan, which popped and
deflated, a wet, ripe odor filling the room. The fat man swung at the unmoving
Howlaa, but the weapon disappeared in mid-arc. The fat man stumbled, falling to
one knee, then moaned and came apart. It was like seeing a shadow-sculpture
dissolve at the wave of an artist's hand, his substance darkening, becoming
transparent, and finally melting away.
Howlaa became human, fell to zir knees, and shivered. "Feel sick," zie said,
I was terrified. The Regent might kill us for this. We'd stopped the fat man, yes,
but at the cost of a royal orphan's life. "We have to go, Howlaa," I said. "Become
the questing beast. I won't try to stop you -- let's flee across the worlds. We have
to get away."
But Howlaa did not hear, for zie was vomiting now, violently, zir whole body
heaving, red and milky white and translucent syrupy stuff coming from zir mouth,
mingling with the ichor from the dead orphan on the floor.
The door opened. The Regent and two Nagalinda guards entered. "No!" the
Regent cried. "No, no, no!" The guards seized Howlaa, who was still vomiting,
and dragged zim away. I floated along inexorably behind. The Regent stayed,
kneeling by the dead orphan, gently touching its unmoving rainbow wings.
"Feeling better, traitor?," the Regent said. Howlaa sat, pale and still unwell, on a
hard wooden bench before the Regent's desk.
"A bit," Howlaa said.
The Regent smiled. "You didn't think I'd let you be the questing beast forever, did
you? I couldn't risk your escape. Wisp is one line of defense against that, but I felt
another was needed, so I laced the blood with poison and bound their substances
together. When the poison activated, your body expelled it, along with all the
questing beast's genetic material. You've lost the power to take that form."
"I've never vomited up an entire shape before," Howlaa said. "It was an
"The first of many, for a traitor like you."
"Regent," I said. "As Howlaa's witness, I must inform you that you are incorrect.
Howlaa did not mean to harm the orphan. The fat man appeared and disappeared,
and Howlaa and I were simply carried along with him. Surely there are others who
can attest to that, testify that we appeared all over the city, fighting? Howlaa held
on, hoping the fat man would fade and we would be taken to the world of the
dreamer, but before that could happen... well. The dream engine was damaged."
"The orphan was killed," the Regent said. "You expect me to believe that, by
coincidence, the last place Howlaa and the killer appeared was in that room?"
"We could hardly appear anywhere after that, Regent, since the dream engine was
destroyed, dissolving the fat man in the process." I spoke respectfully. "Had that
not happened, I cannot tell you where the fat man might have traveled next."
"He was a lucid dreamer," Howlaa said. "He'd learned to move around at will. He
was trying to shake me off, bouncing all over the city."
The Regent stared at Howlaa. "That orphan was the result of decades of research,
cloning, cross-breeding -- the pinnacle of the bloodline. With a bit of practice, it
would have been the most powerful of the orphans, and this city would have
flourished as never before. We would have entered an age of dreams."
"It is a great loss, Regent," Howlaa said. "And we certainly deserve no honor or
glory for our work -- I failed to kill the dreamer. He killed himself. But I did not
kill the orphan, either. The fat man tread upon it."
"Wisp," the Regent said. "You affirm, on your honor as a witness, that this is
My honor as a witness. My honor demanded that I respect Howlaa's elegant
solution, which had saved the city further murder and also destroyed the Regent's
wicked dream engine. I think the Regent misunderstood the oath he requested.
"Yes," I said.
"Get out of here, both of you," he said. "There will be no bonus pay for this farce.
No pay at all, in fact, until I decide to reinstate you to active duty."
"As you say, Regent," Howlaa and I said together, and took our leave.
"You lied for me, Wisp," Howlaa said that night, reclining on a heap of soft furs
and coarse fabrics.
"I provided an interpretation that fit the objectively available facts," I said.
"You knew I was the one dragging the killer around the city, not vice-versa."
"So it seemed to me subjectively," I said. "But if the Regent chose to access my
memory and see things as I had seen them, there would be no such subjectivity, so
it hardly seemed relevant to the discussion."
"I owe you one, Wisp," Howlaa said.
"I did what I thought best. We are partners."
"No, you misunderstand. I owe you one, and I want you to take it, right now."
Howlaa held out zir hand.
After a moment, I understood. I drifted down to Howlaa's body, and into it, taking
over zir body. Howlaa did not resist, and the sensation was utterly different from
the other times I had taken possession, when most of my attention went to fighting
for control. I sank back in the furs and fabrics, shivering in ecstasy at the
sensations on zir -- on my -- skin.
"The body is yours for the night," Howlaa said in my -- our -- mind. "Do with it
what you will."
"You had the right of it," Howlaa said. "We are partners. Finally, and for the first
I buried myself in furs, and reveled in the tactile experience until the exquisite,
never-before-experienced sensation of drowsiness overtook me. I fell asleep in
that body, and in sleep I dreamed my own dreams, the first dreams of my life.
They were beautiful, and lush, and could not be stolen.